I received this email from Bob, it is really funny! I had a good laugh hahahha (Whoever wrote this, you rocks!)
I think this is the funniest joke this year!! I have read it numerous times now and still laugh
A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco’s……….
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot (British dog food)in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow……….why else would I buy dog food?
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hahahhaa You saw the map on my right??? I stole that idea from Speedy!!! LOL I thought it was really cute! I saw your location too! hahahaha I want to go Sydney!!!
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lol Netster,,
have a great end of week
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Oh no..you said that did you?!! I can imagine this scene. Too much..men!
Hope your having a great weekend Nester-
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Gina!!! You have a nice day too
weekdays start here and should be a great week ahead!
Cheers!
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HA! Very funny, Netster!
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funny
hehehehehehe
LMAO !!!!!!!!
Kind of like the Pink Panther scene ….. “Does your dog bite” ???
” Nope ”
(dog bites him)
“I thought you said your dog does not bite” !!
……. it’s not my dog
LOL!!!!
Pink Panther 2??? I have got to catch it!!!!!! so funny!!!
Thanks for sharing Speedy!!! you’re the man!
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hahahah! have to say he’s very imaginative and a good storyteller too
Kick Ass!
_butt I miss you a lot leh hahahaha long time didn’t see you
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